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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.


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a work of art

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best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

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Illustrated Cynicism by  Eduardo Salles

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Anonymous asked: You really charge $20 for a polaroid of you????


or more.  

because i’m worth it.

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so I googled skeletons and



"no my love, you cannot go off to war"

"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"


"against the fuckboys

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The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly

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Best Tumblr Responses 

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  1. boy: i hate being poor
  2. grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  3. mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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other kids:  want to get high with their friends, get in trouble with the cops

me:  wants to swing and fly kites really well

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僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 銀三郎

*grabby hands*

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I believe that ever american should at least watch this monologue from The Newsroom

and this is when I became a fan. it was interesting seeing how the news gets their news. 

Hi, yes, I’m American an I’m going to say that I didn’t need the news room to tell me that, I actually got into a argument with my global teacher about how America sucks, like I’m all for the America vs Britain jokes on here because it’s funny and mostly we argue over the letter u or the names of candy but in all seriousness my country is shit and we are in serious need of a lot of help like fuck we’re screwed

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