That One Cellist

Uhhh…. I need to look like this.

Like, right now.

Universe….. Exercise for me.

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jerichomachine:

my grandmother just asked me if jericho’s penis was made of gold would i touch it

　

Sweetie, it doesn’t need to be made out of gold.

But I’m almost sure it’s covered in glitter. Because SPARKLES.

“I can’t live without: FOOD”

No…. No, you can’t Kane.

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Sang this out loud. So worth it.

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walkamongstthestars:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

mrpondismypatronus:

deduce-me-e:

gomenne:

girlthrualookingglass:

Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his favorite diner.

But one night last month, as Diaz stepped off the No. 6 train and onto a nearly empty platform, his evening took an unexpected turn.

He was walking toward the stairs when a teenage boy approached and pulled out a knife.

“He wants my money, so I just gave him my wallet and told him, ‘Here you go,’” Diaz says.

As the teen began to walk away, Diaz told him, “Hey, wait a minute. You forgot something. If you’re going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.”

The would-be robber looked at his would-be victim, “like what’s going on here?” Diaz says. “He asked me, ‘Why are you doing this?’”

Diaz replied: “If you’re willing to risk your freedom for a few dollars, then I guess you must really need the money. I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me … hey, you’re more than welcome.

“You know, I just felt maybe he really needs help,” Diaz says.

Diaz says he and the teen went into the diner and sat in a booth.

“The manager comes by, the dishwashers come by, the waiters come by to say hi,” Diaz says. “The kid was like, ‘You know everybody here. Do you own this place?’”

“No, I just eat here a lot,” Diaz says he told the teen. “He says, ‘But you’re even nice to the dishwasher.’”

Diaz replied, “Well, haven’t you been taught you should be nice to everybody?”

“Yea, but I didn’t think people actually behaved that way,” the teen said.

Diaz asked him what he wanted out of life. “He just had almost a sad face,” Diaz says.

The teen couldn’t answer Diaz — or he didn’t want to.

When the bill arrived, Diaz told the teen, “Look, I guess you’re going to have to pay for this bill ‘cause you have my money and I can’t pay for this. So if you give me my wallet back, I’ll gladly treat you.”

The teen “didn’t even think about it” and returned the wallet, Diaz says. “I gave him $20 … I figure maybe it’ll help him. I don’t know.”

Diaz says he asked for something in return — the teen’s knife — “and he gave it to me.”

Afterward, when Diaz told his mother what happened, she said, “You’re the type of kid that if someone asked you for the time, you gave them your watch.”

“I figure, you know, if you treat people right, you can only hope that they treat you right. It’s as simple as it gets in this complicated world.”

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED

ALL THE SLOW CLAPS GO TO YOU

My god, a social worker who hasn’t lost their way in it all. Bless.

I seriously want to find this man now and give him a big hug. Also, a bit of research showed that this post is copied word for word from NPR. I’m going to go ahead and source it if that’s ok with you guys.

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stohru:

Chris Hemsworth

Thor

Uhhhh…. YES.

fuckyeah-animalcrossing:

me too

You and me both, bro.

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rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

Sent In By; Sean Brown

So, this exists.

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I hate mornings so very, very much with L sometimes. He was in the shower and we were talking as we usually do since he likes the company and I get bored easily. While he was in there, I realized I really, really had to pee. I pushed myself off of the counter I was leaning against and stood pressing my legs together.

“Hey, babe? Can you hurry it up? I really, really need to go,” I said shyly. I really hate talking about my bathroom habits with him and he knows I loathe anyone hearing me use the bathroom. I heard his laugh echo from behind the shower curtain.

“Oh, really? You have to go that bad? That’d really suck if I stayed in here longer than I usually would….”

My eyes widened. I bit my lip. Ok, I could handle this. I played Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana in its entirety after drinking massive amounts of iced tea and I play the cello. I could handle five more minutes.

“Pleeeeeease hurry up?” I whined, shifting my weight from one foot to the other.

“Babe, we’re in a long term relationship. You’re going to have to pee near me sometime. Actually, I’m peeing right now!”

I stomped my feet childishly, fists tight to my sides. 

“I’M SERIOUS OH MY GOD GET OUT! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!” 

He turned off he water and stepped out of the shower. I literally pushed him out of the bathroom, him laughing the entire time.

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

assholedisney:

and it sounds like he’s saying “ass guard”

so all I can picture is

THANK GOODNESS I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS THIS.

Just because you have half Hispanic grandchildren does NOT make it ok for you to make jokes about Hispanics.

You didn’t marry my dad.

My mom did.

I am not a free pass for your racism.